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Just wondering: If it’s zero degrees outside, and it will be twice as cold outside tomorrow—how cold will it be?
Just wondering: Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
The executive wanted to learn something
about the job applicant’s personality, so she asked, “If you could
have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
The applicant thought a minute. “Um—the living one.”
Sign we saw:
“we put the k in
“kwality.”
The Seven Ages of Man: Spill, Drill, Thrill, Bill, Ill, Pill, and Will.
Just wondering: Why is the boat that pushes barges called a tug?
Just wondering: Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
“Honey, I have the hiccups,” a
man said to his wife.
“That’s the least of your
problems,” she replied firmly. “I just got back from the doctor, and
he said I’m pregnant.”
“Pregnant?!” he gasped.
“But all of our kids are in college!”
“Relax, honey. I
was just kidding. I’m not really pregnant.”
“That’s
not funny!” he yelled. “What are you trying to do, give me a heart
attack?”
“Oh, c’mon,” she said. “I cured your
hiccups, didn’t I?”
Bumper sticker we saw:
Your kid may
be an honors student, but you still drive like an idiot.
A little boy was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages of the family Bible. Suddenly, a leaf that had
been pressed between the pages fell out. “Mom, look what I found!”
“What have you got there, dear?” she asked.
With
astonishment he said, “I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”
Holiday theory of relativity: the more relatives visiting you, the slower the time passes.
“Once I laughed so hard
milk came out my nose.”
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