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While stopped at a red light, Sandra’s car engine suddenly died. It was a busy intersection, and traffic was backed up for blocks. The man in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as Sandra kept trying to get the car to start up. Finally Sandra got out of her car and approached the man. “I can’t seem to get my car started,” Sandra said, smiling. “Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me? I’ll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you.” |
A skeptic visited a fortune-teller and thought he would quiz her. He asked her if she could predict the score of the upcoming football game before it started. She said, “I know for certain that before the game starts the score will be nothing to nothing.”
Listen to the terrible line someone used on me last night, “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, I’d call you McBeautiful.”
The four B’s of old age: bifocals, bunions, bulges, and baldness.
Because of an ear infection, Little Johnny had to go to the pediatrician. The doctor directed his comments and questions to Little Johnny in a professional manner. When he asked Little Johnny, “Is there anything you are allergic to?” Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear. Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to Little Johnny’s mother. She tucked it into her purse without looking at it. As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusual food-drug interaction Little Johnny must have. Little Johnny’s mother looked puzzled until he showed her the label on the bottle. As per the doctor’s instructions, it read, “Do not take with broccoli.”
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