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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to pray when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A GAMEBOY... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER...” His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!” |
Maggie was self conscious about going to the gym, because she thought she’d be the heaviest person there. She chose a treadmill in the corner so she’d be inconspicuous. As she exercised, her worst fears came true. At least a dozen people turned to stare at her periodically. One woman even squinted to get a better look. Mortified, Maggie stepped off the machine to leave. When she turned around, she realized that the gym’s only clock had been hanging just above her head!
An elderly couple had bought some gadgets for their almost teenage grandsons and were leaving the store when they realized they didn’t have batteries. They tried desperately to attract the attention of the clerk for about five minutes. The wife said, “I’ll get a clerk over here real fast.” With that, she pulled out her pocket tape measure and started measuring a large TV set. A clerk leap-frogged over several pieces of furniture to reach her side immediately. To his, “May I help you?” the woman said, “Of course. I’ll take eight of those batteries over there.”
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